My life is average

Today, we “made babies” for the genetics unit in biology. Our teacher told us to partner...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:19:58 -0500

Today, we “made babies” for the genetics unit in biology. Our teacher told us to partner up and explained the lab. She then pulled out a candle from beneath her desk, lit it, and turned on a CD of romantic music to “get us in the mood.” I love Biology. MLIA.

Today , for my chemistry test, I wore a periodic tables shirt just for laughs. As I walked into my...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:49:15 -0500

Today , for my chemistry test, I wore a periodic tables shirt just for laughs. As I walked into my class, my teacher looks at me and as soon as he opens his mouth , I responded “If you tell me to take it off, it’s sexual harassment. MLIA

Yesterday, I was at my doctors office. While I was waiting to be seen, an old couple walked in for a...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:49:15 -0500

Yesterday, I was at my doctors office. While I was waiting to be seen, an old couple walked in for a checkup. While the lady (who looked to be in her 70’s) was filling out the neccesary paperwork, she came across a question that said “Recreational activities”. She asked her husband (who looked near his 80’s) what that meant. He very loudly says, “That means sex.” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I love old people. MLIA

Today, I decided to try the Google vs. Yahoo! search. I typed in, “Pizza is” on Yahoo!...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:49:15 -0500

Today, I decided to try the Google vs. Yahoo! search. I typed in, “Pizza is” on Yahoo! and got, “Pizza is good.” When I typed it on Google, I got, “Pizza is a lot like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” There’s an obvious winner here.

I read a story about someone discovering that googlegooglegooglegoogle.com comes up with four...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:49:15 -0500

I read a story about someone discovering that googlegooglegooglegoogle.com comes up with four different browsers on one page, each running independently, so I decided to check it out for myself. When it turned out to be true, I made my dad and my brother look it up as well. Not happy with having four browsers on the one page, my dad asked what would happen if we typed in googlegooglegooglegoogle.com into one of the mini browsers. The answer? Four MORE independent mini mini browsers come up…

Today, while in the bathroom at school I noticed that someone had written “Go Class of...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:08:01 -0500

Today, while in the bathroom at school I noticed that someone had written “Go Class of 2013!!” on one of the stalls. Under that someone else had written “Too bad the world ends in 2012.” Suckers. MLIA.

Today, I went to get my phone back from my evil maths teacher after he had confiscated it for a...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:08:00 -0500

Today, I went to get my phone back from my evil maths teacher after he had confiscated it for a week. Apparently my alarm had gone off everyday at 7.30 for 40 minutes, annoying the hell out of every teacher in the department, and as my phone has a password, he couldn’t turn it off. Serves him right. MLIA

Today I was helping my parents put the groceries away when my mom started laughing hysterically. I...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:08:00 -0500

Today I was helping my parents put the groceries away when my mom started laughing hysterically. I asked what was funny, and she showed me the ingredients on the bag of breaded chicken breast she bought. The first ingredient: Chicken (may contain eggs.)” We stood there laughing for ten minutes. My dad didn’t get it. MLIA.

Today, I was at school wearing my harry potter t-shirt. Then these girls who love twilight and wore...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:08:00 -0500

Today, I was at school wearing my harry potter t-shirt. Then these girls who love twilight and wore the new moon t-shirt came up to me and gave me a dirty look. When they walked away, one of them stopped short came up to me and lifted up her bangs showing a Harry Potter scar underneath. She gave me a high five and said,” Im trying to take twilight down undercover.” Then she went back to her “friends”. This is for you undercover Harry Potter fan. This is for you. MLIA

Today, as my sister was leaving for her interview she was looking for something to keep her papers...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:27:04 -0500

Today, as my sister was leaving for her interview she was looking for something to keep her papers together. I offered her a paper clip as big as her foot. After telling me how stupid I was I went back to my homework. She picked up the foot sized paper clip. Two weeks later she got a call. She got the job. When she asked what the interviewer liked about her, he replied: “It was the paper clip.” Your welcome sister.MLIA

Today, I was walking into my college’s student center when I noticed a blind student with a...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:20 -0500

Today, I was walking into my college’s student center when I noticed a blind student with a guide cane a few paces in front of me. A few seconds later a girl rudely pushed her way between the blind student & the friend he was walking with to get into the building. The blind student started walking faster behind the girl & proceeded to hit her feet with his guide cane tripping her up over & over again. He played it off like it was an accident & he was just trying to get around, but the grin on…

Today, my friend and I were swimming, when I screamed, “SHARK!” and pointed. My friend...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:20 -0500

Today, my friend and I were swimming, when I screamed, “SHARK!” and pointed. My friend screamed and jumped out of the water. We were swimming in her pool, and live 600 miles from the ocean. MLIA

Today, I saw an interview of 2 girls that are fans of the Twilight movies. They said that they would...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:20 -0500

Today, I saw an interview of 2 girls that are fans of the Twilight movies. They said that they would do anything to find out if Bella picks Jacob or Edward, and that the suspense for the next movies to come out is killing them. I wonder if they know they can accomplish this and solve their problems by reading the books. MLIA.

Today, I got a take home test in Trig back. There was a question that said “How high was the...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:20 -0500

Today, I got a take home test in Trig back. There was a question that said “How high was the worker on the roof?” When I had been doing this question, I had been in an anti-math mood and had written “I don’t know, what was he smoking?”. I got full credit and a smiley face. MLIA

Today, we had a chemistry quiz. I was worried because I had only studied a few minutes the night...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:19 -0500

Today, we had a chemistry quiz. I was worried because I had only studied a few minutes the night before. When class started, our teacher asked who had studied. I raised my hand. She told me I didn’t have to take the quiz because I was the only one in the class who had studied. MLIA

Today, my friend dragged me to see New Moon. There were tons of ‘Team Edward’ and...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:19 -0500

Today, my friend dragged me to see New Moon. There were tons of ‘Team Edward’ and ‘Team Jacob’ supporters, which has to be the most pointless debate of all time. Out of nowhere, a guy dressed like the Phantom of the Opera ran through the crowds yelling “TEAM PHANTOM!” at the top of his lungs. I think he wins. MLIA

Yesterday, I had read a MLIA about someone putting gummy bears in water and having them grow. My mom...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:19 -0500

Yesterday, I had read a MLIA about someone putting gummy bears in water and having them grow. My mom told me that this didn’t work, and I shouldn’t waste my time. Guess who woke up to a bathtub filled with big gummy bears, complete with a sign telling her not to disturb the bears, or they will attack. She made an album on facebook as an apology for not believing me. MLIA

Today, on Mystery Google, I typed in ‘i wonder what Obama is doing right now.” my...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:53:19 -0500

Today, on Mystery Google, I typed in ‘i wonder what Obama is doing right now.” my result? Oprah Winfrey. MLIA

Earlier this morning, I was teaching my mom the appropriate time to say, “That’s what...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:15:15 -0500

Earlier this morning, I was teaching my mom the appropriate time to say, “That’s what she said”. Later we were eating some really hot chilli when my brother said that it was too hot. My dad said, “You’re not beneath blowing it”. My mom then yells, “SHE SAID THAT!! SHE SAID THAT!” and then turns to me to tell me that she’s a quick study. She had no idea why I had fallen out of my chair and was laughing so hard. MLIA

Today, my seven-year-old niece came up to me and asked, “If we have Mother Nature and Mother...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:15:15 -0500

Today, my seven-year-old niece came up to me and asked, “If we have Mother Nature and Mother Earth, does that make the universe a lesbian?” I didn’t know what to say. MLIA.