My life is average

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~ Sunday, November 8 ~
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Today, I bought a fancy new black SUV Hummer. When I went to pick up my son from school, I put on a black suit, dark shades, and my blue-tooth earpiece. I waltzed into his last period class 10 minutes before it was over, and announced “Agent 03, It’s time to go” At which point he nodded and packed his belongings and ran out. The face on his teacher was priceless. I hope my boss understands why I had to miss work. MLIA.


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    We will be parents like this… promise me…
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    AWESOME DAD! :))
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    Hummer, but they’re bad for the environment. If...ever do, I’m going to do this
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    Coolest parent ever…
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    this is so sweet. this is how daddies are supposed
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    never THAT cool.
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