My life is average

Last weekend, my friends and I were looking for movies on tv and we came across The Mummy Returns. We decided to watch it as none of us had seen it in a long time. 10 minutes later, mum opened the door and in stumbled my stepdad, completely covered in toliet paper making ‘dying noises’, holding his arms out like a mummy. Then our dog ran in with the rest of the loo roll AND the cardboard bit from the middle dragging along behind him. My friends were shocked… I was proud. MLIA.