December 2011
Today, my older sister told me that last night i sleep walked into my living room, watched her for a couple of minutes, then said “astronauts are waiting outside for their pancakes on the boat, feed them” i really wish i was awake to see the look on her face. MLIA.
Today I met the guy I like at the park. We spent the entire time wizard battling and playing ninja’s. I knew I liked him for a reason. OurLAA
Today (7 seconds ago), I was on mysteryseeker.com and I typed in what is my mission. My mission is to make several paper airpanes, write love haikus on them, and then throw them into the street. Thanks for making my life epic, MysterySeeker. You have never failed me. MLIA
A while ago, I was helping out at pizza ranch and my teacher shows up there, while walking backwards he runs into a pole and starts saying, “Oh, I am very sorry” he then turns around and says, “Oh, your not even a person” Then continues on walking. MT(eacher’s)LIA
Today I was feeling sad, and my friend, trying to cheer me up, posted a happy birthday on my wall. At least 100 others did the same. It’s June 17th and my birthday is in January. It made my day. MLIA.
Today my little sister’s friend was living at my house again. And she started to doodle on my folder, half way through her doodle she looked up and said,” Wait a flying whalecorn is just a flying narwhal.” A flying whalecorn is now in sharpie on my folder. OLAA
Last weekend, my friends and I were looking for movies on tv and we came across The Mummy Returns. We decided to watch it as none of us had seen it in a long time. 10 minutes later, mum opened the door and in stumbled my stepdad, completely covered in toliet paper making ‘dying noises’, holding his arms out like a mummy. Then our dog ran in with the rest of the loo roll AND the...
Yesterday, my class started secret santa. My secret santa got me a crayola coloring book and crayons. Today my secret santa gave me dinosaur finger puppets. Who ever you are, I LOVE YOU! MILA
Today I saw a post that said “The other day I went to visit colleges with my dad. I walked through the halls of the dorms and there were colored in Disney coloring pages. I then found out there was a Quidditch club, a Disney club, and a coloring club. I’m definitely applying. MLIA.” I think I speak for all of us when I ask what college is this??
Today while going out for lunch my mum parked the car extremely close to the one in front. Instead of walking around the car to get out, I ninja rolled across the hood then proceeded to get a high five from a 70 something year old man at a bus stop and he said “I do that in my spare time too.” MLIA.
Today “Put a Ring On It” came on the radio and my 9 year old nephew with aspergers syndrome moonwalked into the room. I stood up and we danced out the rest of the 4 minute song, once it was over he went back to laying with legos and i went back to fixing the printer. Not a word said between the two of us. MLIA
I was on DBPB and saw this: Dear Waldo, please return my invisibility cloak ASAP. Sincerly, H. Potter. Well THAT explains a lot.
Today my teacher was doing a prize thing. So we all had to put our names on paper and put it in a hat. Instead of putting my name I put Harry potter to see if she would call me. She did. But after she did she looked at me and said you win. Guess what name I’m using next time? Mlia
Last night, I realized I pretty much sprint through my house when it’s dark. Why? I’m scared of the dark; and I don’t want the monster that’s chasing to get me. When I reach my room it’s like a impenetrable force field that nothing can get through. MLIA.
Today, while I was eating a bowl of cereal, I saw my sister acting like a ninja. I looked away uninterested then heard a loud thud, I turned to see my sister sucking her thumb. Turns out she hit her thumb… On her head HLIA
So, today I was reading fun facts on my phone and I came across one that said “An average American will spend an average of 6 months during his lifetime waiting at red lights.” I immediately thought well then my dad isn’t very average is he? He insists on slowing down when he sees a red light, 4 blocks before he reaches the light, just so he won’t have to stop at the light....
Today my friend, who I got addicted to MLIA, was telling me about how she was trying to get her mom to give her phone back. Aparently she said “I don’t even miss talking to my boyfriend! I just want it for facebook and MLIA!” Yep, she’s definitely addicted. HLIA.
Today in my dream I woke up at 7:30. When I really woke up and saw it was 7. I immediately thought I had time traveled. MLIA.
Today, I found out that when my parents were young, my dad had his friend go into my moms work (at a hotel), and put on the batman theme song loud enough for everyone to hear. He then ran in dressed as batman, kissed her, handed her a rose, and ran out again. They’ve been together ever since. T(heir)LIA
Today, while at the zoo, a llama tried to pull down my pants. MLIA
Today I saw a gang of kids passing a construction field. They threw snowballs at the workers. Instead of getting angry the boss yelled; Get down! We’re under attack! And proceded to use an excavator as a shield. Then an awesom snowball battle erupted. MLIA
Today I read a post that said: “Today I read an MLIA that said, ‘Today, I learned the J.K Rowling based Hogwarts on my school. Mind. Blown. MLIA.’ I think I am speaking for all MLIA-ers when I ask; WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO? Even if I can’t go to school anymore, I’d like to make my children attend. MLIA” …you’re a very good mother. YLIA