Today, we “made babies” for the genetics unit in biology. Our teacher told us to partner up and explained the lab. She then pulled out a candle from beneath her desk, lit it, and turned on a CD of romantic music to “get us in the mood.” I love Biology. MLIA.
Today , for my chemistry test, I wore a periodic tables shirt just for laughs. As I walked into my class, my teacher looks at me and as soon as he opens his mouth , I responded “If you tell me to take it off, it’s sexual harassment. MLIA
Yesterday, I was at my doctors office. While I was waiting to be seen, an old couple walked in for a checkup. While the lady (who looked to be in her 70’s) was filling out the neccesary paperwork, she came across a question that said “Recreational activities”. She asked her husband (who looked near his 80’s) what that meant. He very loudly says, “That means sex.” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I love old people. MLIA
I read a story about someone discovering that googlegooglegooglegoogle.com comes up with four different browsers on one page, each running independently, so I decided to check it out for myself. When it turned out to be true, I made my dad and my brother look it up as well. Not happy with having four browsers on the one page, my dad asked what would happen if we typed in googlegooglegooglegoogle.com into one of the mini browsers. The answer? Four MORE independent mini mini browsers come up…
Today, I decided to try the Google vs. Yahoo! search. I typed in, “Pizza is” on Yahoo! and got, “Pizza is good.” When I typed it on Google, I got, “Pizza is a lot like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” There’s an obvious winner here.
Today, while in the bathroom at school I noticed that someone had written “Go Class of 2013!!” on one of the stalls. Under that someone else had written “Too bad the world ends in 2012.” Suckers. MLIA.
Today, I went to get my phone back from my evil maths teacher after he had confiscated it for a week. Apparently my alarm had gone off everyday at 7.30 for 40 minutes, annoying the hell out of every teacher in the department, and as my phone has a password, he couldn’t turn it off. Serves him right. MLIA
Today, I was at school wearing my harry potter t-shirt. Then these girls who love twilight and wore the new moon t-shirt came up to me and gave me a dirty look. When they walked away, one of them stopped short came up to me and lifted up her bangs showing a Harry Potter scar underneath. She gave me a high five and said,” Im trying to take twilight down undercover.” Then she went back to her “friends”. This is for you undercover Harry Potter fan. This is for you. MLIA
Today I was helping my parents put the groceries away when my mom started laughing hysterically. I asked what was funny, and she showed me the ingredients on the bag of breaded chicken breast she bought. The first ingredient: Chicken (may contain eggs.)” We stood there laughing for ten minutes. My dad didn’t get it. MLIA.
Today, as my sister was leaving for her interview she was looking for something to keep her papers together. I offered her a paper clip as big as her foot. After telling me how stupid I was I went back to my homework. She picked up the foot sized paper clip. Two weeks later she got a call. She got the job. When she asked what the interviewer liked about her, he replied: “It was the paper clip.” Your welcome sister.MLIA
