A few weeks ago, my English teacher gave my class an assignment to write a business letter, and we actually had to mail the letter. I wrote a letter to M&Ms, requesting that each bag of M&Ms contain more green ones. Today, I received a box of green M&Ms in the mail. MLIA.
Today, I decided to put an extra credit question on my students’ test: “What weighs more: one pound of butter or one pound of feathers?” Half of the class got it wrong-I teach at a college. MLIA
Today while at my friend’s house, we heard a loud thud and her parents yelling from the basement. When we went down to check it out, we saw her dad tangled in red yarn and her mom doing a victory dance. I don’t know what happened but i’m incredibly jealous of her right now. MLIA.
Today I was tired of my friends sneaking up on me while I studied in my dorm room. So I tied a trip line across the entrance. It works beautifully. MLIA
Today I went to the store and bought a pomegranate. It came with a pamphlet on how to eat it. I scoffed at the idea of needing a manual for a piece of fruit until I realized I had no clue how to get the damn thing open. MLIA
Today, I went out to eat with my dad at a nice restaurant. The waitress came to the table and said, “Aww, is he your dad?” And I said, “Nah, he’s just some guy I met on the internet.” The look on her face made my day. MLIA.
Last week, for a school assembly a guy with a British accent came in to do a reptile show for the school. He showed us his python named “Monty”. I started laughing violently. No one else got it. MLIA
Today, my mom had her 1st baby girl. my family already consists of 6 boys. I just realized that my family exactly parallels the Weasleys. I have never been so happy. MLIA.
Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, “I know about the affair.” Four said they didn’t know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA
Today, my friend and I said hello to a man with a hook for a hand. I immediately hung my jacket on his hook before walking away without another word to him. My friend looked horrified and apologized profusely for me. I don’t think I’ll tell her that he’s my dad, and I have coat rack privileges. MLIA
